Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 5, 2020 #2,141 Reactions: wetwillie
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 6, 2020 #2,142 I accidentally sprayed deodorant in my mouth, now I have this weird axe-scent. Reactions: HipHugHer, Strings and OOD
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 6, 2020 #2,143 I really hate spheres. They're just so pointless. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 6, 2020 #2,144 Disney's releasing a version of Tangled where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.
Disney's releasing a version of Tangled where Rapunzel's hair isn't chopped off at the end. They're calling it the uncut edition.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 8, 2020 #2,145 What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" Reactions: HipHugHer
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,915 21,690 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,867 Mar 9, 2020 #2,146 Jehannum said: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" Click to expand...
Jehannum said: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? "Where's my tractor?" Click to expand...
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 9, 2020 #2,147 tre said: Click to expand... Know who I saw today? Everyone I looked at.
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,915 21,690 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,867 Mar 9, 2020 #2,148 A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O" Reactions: Immigrant, Jehannum, HipHugHer and 2 others
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says "I think I might be a type O"
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 9, 2020 #2,149 You can only polish a flag pole with the Pledge of Allegiance. Reactions: HipHugHer
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Mar 11, 2020 #2,150 Cows have hooves because they lactose. Reactions: OOD, HipHugHer, Immigrant and 1 other person
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 13, 2020 #2,151 Everybody likes alphabet soup, but I prefer Times New Ramen. Reactions: HipHugHer, Strings and wetwillie
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Mar 13, 2020 #2,152 Jehannum said: Everybody likes alphabet soup, but I prefer Times New Ramen. Click to expand... You can open for me in Japan if you'd like. Reactions: HipHugHer and Jehannum
Jehannum said: Everybody likes alphabet soup, but I prefer Times New Ramen. Click to expand... You can open for me in Japan if you'd like.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 13, 2020 #2,153 A pachyderm that no longer matters is irrelephant. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 13, 2020 #2,154 The safest place to be in an earthquake is the stationery store. Reactions: OOD, HipHugHer, nukes and 1 other person
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 13, 2020 #2,155 @AppleTurkey says she can wax my chest completely pain-free. I confess my doubts that she can pull it off. Reactions: HipHugHer and nukes
@AppleTurkey says she can wax my chest completely pain-free. I confess my doubts that she can pull it off.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 13, 2020 #2,156 Dr. McCoy developed a line of condoms that were supposed to stand up to the vigors of Pon Farr. He called them vulcanized rubbers. Reactions: Strings, nukes and wetwillie
Dr. McCoy developed a line of condoms that were supposed to stand up to the vigors of Pon Farr. He called them vulcanized rubbers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 14, 2020 #2,157 I switched the labels on the spices in the kitchen. Louise hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin. Reactions: HipHugHer, wetwillie and Strings
I switched the labels on the spices in the kitchen. Louise hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,993 63,860 1,223 Marklar ₥84,586 Mar 14, 2020 #2,158 Now's not the thyme, J. Reactions: HipHugHer and wetwillie
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 14, 2020 #2,159 Strings said: Now's not the thyme, J. Click to expand... Hitler was a big alternative energy fan. He made the trains run on thyme. Reactions: HipHugHer and Strings
Strings said: Now's not the thyme, J. Click to expand... Hitler was a big alternative energy fan. He made the trains run on thyme.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Mar 15, 2020 #2,160 Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for teabagging the glitter bins. Pretty nuts, huh? Reactions: HipHugHer, gee, OOD and 1 other person