Bad Jokes

Did I ever tell you guys about this old tiny hatchet I own? It's from the 1850s, and it was used to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes and stuff. I tried to tell my wife about it, but she says it's boring. Says it's just an antique lime axe.
 
Did I ever tell you guys about this old tiny hatchet I own? It's from the 1850s, and it was used to chop up citrus fruits for desserts and cakes and stuff. I tried to tell my wife about it, but she says it's boring. Says it's just an antique lime axe.

really.... really?