gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,101 18,884 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,230 Jul 3, 2019 #1,641 So I started a restaurant in space, and it failed. Got a whole bunch of 1 star yelp reviews. They said the place had no atmosphere. Reactions: Jehannum, nukes, HipHugHer and 1 other person
So I started a restaurant in space, and it failed. Got a whole bunch of 1 star yelp reviews. They said the place had no atmosphere.
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 3, 2019 #1,642 Did you hear about the company that sells elastomeric insulators? Their motto is 'Resistance is butyl' Reactions: Frau Blugher
Did you hear about the company that sells elastomeric insulators? Their motto is 'Resistance is butyl'
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 3, 2019 #1,643 For @Jehannum & @gee Have you heard about the engineer who got his finger stuck in the e-prom burner? He inadvertently programmed himself. He didn't notice any difference until he got to the grocery store and started shifting registers.
For @Jehannum & @gee Have you heard about the engineer who got his finger stuck in the e-prom burner? He inadvertently programmed himself. He didn't notice any difference until he got to the grocery store and started shifting registers.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 4, 2019 #1,644 Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment rent-free? Because they're not tenants. Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 4, 2019 #1,645 Some people get the 4th of July off, but not fire. Fire works. Reactions: HipHugHer and Domon
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 9, 2019 #1,646
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 10, 2019 #1,647 When I went to my first singing lesson, my teacher told me that I should be a tenor. Tenor twelve feet away from a microphone at all times. Reactions: nukes and HipHugHer
When I went to my first singing lesson, my teacher told me that I should be a tenor. Tenor twelve feet away from a microphone at all times.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 10, 2019 #1,648 I picked up some blinker fluid today: Reactions: HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 12, 2019 #1,649 What do you call someone who sells themselves for a bowl of spaghetti? A pastatute. Reactions: Frau Blugher, HipHugHer and Strings
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 12, 2019 #1,650 Hey @adi, know what you call a bad Indian? A curryminal. Reactions: Frau Blugher, adi, nukes and 1 other person
Strings Stuck with this Shitty Title Apr 18, 2016 31,991 63,858 1,223 Marklar ₥84,555 Jul 12, 2019 #1,651 Reactions: adi, nukes and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 12, 2019 #1,652 What do you call a hen who counts her eggs? A mathemachicken. Reactions: Frau Blugher, adi and HipHugHer
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 12, 2019 #1,653 What do you call the secret beverage society? The Illuminatea. Reactions: adi, HipHugHer, nukes and 1 other person
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 12, 2019 #1,654 Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?" Reactions: adi, HipHugHer, Jehannum and 1 other person
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 12, 2019 #1,655 What do you call an IT teacher who touches his students? A PDF file. Reactions: Jehannum and adi
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 12, 2019 #1,656 Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning. Reactions: Jehannum, nukes and adi
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 12, 2019 #1,657 What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts. Reactions: OOD, HipHugHer, Jehannum and 2 others
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.
adi Brown Thunder Apr 16, 2016 20,653 31,078 623 Marklar ₥66,746 Jul 12, 2019 #1,658 Jehannum said: Hey @adi, know what you call a bad Indian? A curryminal. Click to expand... Reactions: nukes, HipHugHer and Jehannum
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,283 46,970 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥107,749 Jul 12, 2019 #1,659 What do you call a teacher that doesn't fart in public? A PRIVATE TUTOR. Reactions: Frau Blugher, HipHugHer and adi
wetwillie Know-It-All Pee-Paw May 24, 2018 19,796 19,480 323 64 Mid MIchigan Marklar ₥53,753 Jul 13, 2019 #1,660 FUck, virtually new shovel just broke. I'll fix it, I can handle some good head. Reactions: OOD