Bad Jokes

Traveling for work the other day I found myself in my old neighborhood. So I decided to drive by the house I grew up in.
Brought back some memories.
I decided to knock on the door and ask the folks that live there if I could take a stroll down memory lane.
They said NO! And slammed the door in my face.
Imagine that. My own parents no less.
 
Traveling for work the other day I found myself in my old neighborhood. So I decided to drive by the house I grew up in.
Brought back some memories.
I decided to knock on the door and ask the folks that live there if I could take a stroll down memory lane.
They said NO! And slammed the door in my face.
Imagine that. My own parents no less.
They deserve a game of ding dong ditch. Lighting a bag of poop on fire on the porch is optional.
 
Went to one of the local winga-dinga places for lunch with my team. It has jukebox remotes at each table.

It old my coworker that if he punched "KKK" in, it would play all Merle Haggard songs.