I wonder if the arachnophobia helpline has a web site.
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Do people who fear change keep coins or just round up?
Never go jogging in Russian underpants, Chernobyl fallout.
I bought a U2 GPS and it’s garbage. The streets have no name and I still haven’t found what I’m looking for.
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police. He's now a seasoned veteran.
I asked my wife how to turn Alexa off. She said: “How about walking through the room naked?
Me: waiter, do you have frog legs?
Waiter: of course monsieur
Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
Waiter: of course monsieur
Me: good, hop over there and get me a beer
I phoned the tinnitus helpline earlier. It just kept ringing!
Cleopatra's servants getting her bath of milk and honey ready.
"You highness, should it be pasteurized?"
"Nah, just over my nipples will do" .
"You highness, should it be pasteurized?"
"Nah, just over my nipples will do" .
Remember when plastic surgery was a taboo subject?
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Now you mention Botox and nobody raises an eyebrow.
Whatever that do they do it the same way ever time.
I was at the pub one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent. ME “Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?”
One of the Ladies “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
“Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
One of the Ladies “It’s Wales, dumbo!”
“Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?” That’s about as far as I remember.
I farted in the Apple store and everyone got pissed at me. Not my fault they don't have Windows.