Bad Jokes

[Strings]

What exercise do Hairdressers do in the gym? Curls.

I bet you really had to brush up before posting that one.

 

[Frau Blugher]

“Neither a borrower, nor a lender be” my mum used to say. Lovely lady, terrible librarian.

 

[Frau Blugher]

I saw some Italians pushing a peperami around an empty pizza box, repeating the words "Is anybody there...? Is anybody there...?" Turns out it was a Luigi Board.

 

[Frau Blugher]

 

[Frau Blugher]

Did you hear about the boy who shoplifted a guitar and replaced it with his old one? He was sent to a Younger Fenders Institution.

 

[wetwillie]

Did you hear about the Irish lad who shoplifted a guitar and replaced it with his old one? He was sent to a Young O'Fenders Institution.

FIFY? meh, it is the Bad Jokes thread.

Freddy Mercurystein.

 

[Strings]

Is there a "Is that supposed to be a joke?" Joke thread?

 

[Frau Blugher]

My old lady said : “ you treat this house like a hotel!” I thought, I'm not having this, so asked to speak to her manager.

 

[Jehannum]

I only buy handguns from T-rexes, because they're excellent small arms dealers.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

 

[Frau Blugher]

Incompetent bus drivers will stop at nothing .

 

[Frau Blugher]

Whenever I meet up with this gal, I get butterflies in my stomach , because those are the kind of restaurants she insists we go to .

 

[Strings]

 

[nukes]

Diet Coke.

 

[Frau Blugher]

They're making a new reality TV show following a pack of weiner dogs around driving taxis. It's called 'Keeping Up With The Car Dachshunds' .

 

[Frau Blugher]

cheque it out @nukes ^^^^^^

 

[nukes]

cheque it out @nukes ^^^^^^

I'm done with all things taxi.
Do the Weiner dogs lick Weiner?

 

[Strings]

Diet Coke.

Most folks using coke don't need a diet.

 

[Frau Blugher]

Most folks using coke don't need a diet.

Just got a rash from using a can of adhesive, I guess I must be glue tin intolerant.

 

[nukes]

Just got a rash from using a can of adhesive, I guess I must be glue tin intolerant.

Take some Benadryl and see @Strings in the morning.