Bad Jokes

Jehannum

Eats bananas with the peel still on
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Two cowboys were lost in the desert and starving. In the distance, they saw a tree draped in bacon.

"It's the bacon tree, we're saved" said the first cowboy, while the second started running toward it.

When the second cowboy reached the tree, he was immediately cut down in a hail of bullets.

With his dying breath, the second cowboy said, "that wasn't the bacon tree, it was a ham bush".
 
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