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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Feb 28, 2008.

  1. You comin?
     
  2. Maybe. I just came, gimme an hour.
     
  3. obligatory george-takei-oh-my.jpg
     
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  4. A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
     
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  5. Steal it and sell it back to him for $45.
     
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  6. Then steal it again.
     
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  7. Nukes!!
    You're contributing to the delinquency of a Wickie, ya know?
     
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  8. I thought I was solving a math problem.
     
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  9. this is why nukes is better than most of you. he gets the jakes
     
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  10. He's taking penicillin for that now, Wicks.
     
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  11. You dont want the jakes fellas trust me
     
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  12. Who's Jake, Wicks' lover?
     
  13. wicks thinks its ok to be a racist asshole if he calls it a "joke" and for some reason calls jokes jakes
    This has been a PSA sponsored by UF
     
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  14. When my wife told me she was leaving me over my obsession with the Monkees, I thought she was joking...

    ...and then I saw her face
     
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  15. A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.

    Dad: What? $15,554 for your birthday???? $14,354 is alot of money! What do you need $16,782 for anyway?
     
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