Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

@nukes buys all of his guns from a guy named T Rex. He's a small arms dealer.

 

[Strings]

@nukes buys all of his guns from a guy named T Rex. He's a small arms dealer.

Buying guns from a T Rex would be funny, Nukes.

 

[Jehannum]

@nukes buys all his instruments from Meghan Trainor. She's all about that bass.

 

[gee]

Hey @Jehannum, what's an object oriented way to get rich?















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inheritance!

 

[Jehannum]

Hey @Jehannum, what's an object oriented way to get rich?















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inheritance!

Only in C++ though. Java only allows for single inheritance.

 

[Jehannum]

Dasher and Dancer are always stopping for coffee because they're Santa's star bucks.

 

[Floptical]

Dasher and Dancer are always stopping for coffee because they're Santa's star bucks.

 

[Jehannum]

True story, when I was being "initiated" into the swim team in high school, they shoe-polished one of my car windows to say "I touch myself", and I only razored off the "s" for a whole week.

 

[Strings]

In high school I had a buddy who drove a pinto. Another kid and I took the door and window handles out as a joke one morning.
Ahh the laughs.

 

[Jehannum]

In high school I had a buddy who drove a pinto. Another kid and I took the door and window handles out as a joke one morning.
Ahh the laughs.

I had a sweet ride. It was a 1986 Cadillac Fleetwood Brougham d'Elegance. Finest piece of GM Malaise engineering you could imagine. Hood for days. Got about 15MPG and made about 70 horsepower, out of a 5L V8.

The only thing was, I couldn't keep hood ornaments on it. I went to high school in the '90s, so it was the fashion back then to steal hood ornaments (and wear onions on our belts, because I'm fuckin' old as shit now!).

First, I bought a GM thinger that spliced the hood ornament into the horn, so when you'd wiggle it, it would honk. But if you held the hood ornament in place and just twisted, the emblem would come off without the base, and I'd still be boned.

Eventually, I happened on a solution: I just left it off, and used bailing wire to hold a half-burned barbie doll that I found on the side of the road in place of the ornament.

 

[Strings]

Hey @nukes , Why does a duck have feathers?
...
To cover his butt quack!

 

[Jehannum]

What do you call a happy Lassie?

A JOLLY COLLIE.

 

[Jehannum]

What does @OzSTEEZ call a nutty dog in Australia?

A Dingo-ling.

 

[Jehannum]

If you eat a lot of alphabet soup, you're gonna end up having a big vowel movement.

 

[nukes]

If you eat a lot of alphabet soup, you're gonna end up having a big vowel movement.

Until you wind up consonantpated.

 

[nukes]

IM OVER HERE NOW! WOAH!

 

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Having sex with four people is called a foursome. Having sex with three people is called a threesome.

Now I know why people call me handsome.

 

[Jehannum]

Having sex with four people is called a foursome. Having sex with three people is called a threesome.

Now I know why people call @Darth Handsome.

Fixed that for you.

 

[\m/]

oh shiii

 

[nukes]

Sacramento.