tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,915 21,690 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,867 Apr 4, 2023 #3,661 gee said: why does Jesus have ripped abs in all the shirtless pictures of him? 'cause he does crossfit lolololol Click to expand... Nailed it Reactions: fly and gee
gee said: why does Jesus have ripped abs in all the shirtless pictures of him? 'cause he does crossfit lolololol Click to expand... Nailed it
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 5, 2023 #3,662 I dreamed I wrote the Hobbit last night. I was Tolkein in my sleep.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 5, 2023 #3,663 Trump won't go to jail, because he can never complete sentences.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 5, 2023 #3,664 Why don't chickens wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 6, 2023 #3,665 The sand was wet because the seaweed.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 6, 2023 #3,666 I hope I win the Zodiac competition. At the very least, I deserve a constellation prize.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 7, 2023 #3,667 The capital of Alaska is "A".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 7, 2023 #3,668 Pirates are angry after using the restroom because after they take away the "P" they're just irate.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 8, 2023 #3,669 Lorraine broke up with me because she caught me sneaking around Claire Lee. The good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.
Lorraine broke up with me because she caught me sneaking around Claire Lee. The good news is that I can see Claire Lee now Lorraine is gone.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 10, 2023 #3,670 A zookeeper asked a man why he was throwing $10 bills into the elephant enclosure. The man said, "The sign says it's OK", pointing at a sign that said, "no feeding, $10 fine".
A zookeeper asked a man why he was throwing $10 bills into the elephant enclosure. The man said, "The sign says it's OK", pointing at a sign that said, "no feeding, $10 fine".
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 10, 2023 #3,671 You know what they say about origami, its value is in creasing.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 11, 2023 #3,672 The book about clocks I ordered finally came in. It's about time.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 11, 2023 #3,673 A group of dolphins is called a Pod, and a group of falcons is called a Cast, so if you ever watch a Miami Dolphins vs Atlanta Falcons game, you're technically watching a pod-cast.
A group of dolphins is called a Pod, and a group of falcons is called a Cast, so if you ever watch a Miami Dolphins vs Atlanta Falcons game, you're technically watching a pod-cast.
tre fly gave me a handjob for marklar Oct 15, 2004 27,915 21,690 823 igloo Marklar ₥24,867 Apr 11, 2023 #3,674 The most dangerous type of canoes are volcanoes
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 12, 2023 #3,675 I tripped once in Paris. Eiffel over.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 12, 2023 #3,676 I bought a Van Gogh coffee table. It has a lot of veneer missing.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 13, 2023 #3,677 A thief tried to steal a sculpture of a woman, but accidentally broke it in two and then got caught by the police. The whole thing was a bust. Reactions: fly
A thief tried to steal a sculpture of a woman, but accidentally broke it in two and then got caught by the police. The whole thing was a bust.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 13, 2023 #3,678 You can only count cows with a cow-culator.
Jehannum Puts the "pro" in procrastination Jul 24, 2013 47,426 47,007 823 43 Albuquerque, NM Marklar ₥108,675 Apr 14, 2023 #3,679 I can't seem to remember the joke I made about my spinal injury. It doesn't show up in search, but it was about a week back.
I can't seem to remember the joke I made about my spinal injury. It doesn't show up in search, but it was about a week back.
gee Finally a new goddamn title Sep 29, 2012 17,129 18,912 473 Halifax Marklar ₥35,528 Apr 15, 2023 #3,680 How does a non-binary person murder someone? They / them lololol Reactions: fly