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Jehannum

HO HO HO METH GIANT
Jul 24, 2013
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We had some leftover tacos for dinner last night, but my kids wouldn't eat them.

After dinner, Louise told me to throw them out, so I did, but now I have no idea what to do with the leftover tacos.
 

Jehannum

HO HO HO METH GIANT
Jul 24, 2013
43,318
44,471
723
41
Albuquerque, NM
Interviewer : What's your biggest strength?
Me : I'm good at Machine Learning
Interviewer : Okay, what's 21+17
Me : It's 5
Interviewer : Not even close. It's 38
Me : It's 20
Interviewer : I said it's 38
Me : It's 35
Interviewer : It's still 38....
Me : It's 38
Interviewer : Hired!
 
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