Bad Jokes

Jehannum

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A man with no arms and no legs climbed the bell tower of the town church every hour.

At the top of the hour, he would bang his face on the bell letting everyone in town know what time it was.

One night after ringing the bell he lost his balance and fell to his death on the sidewalk below.

When the police showed up, a few people were crowded around the body. One policeman asked the woman standing nearest the body, “Do you know who this man is?”

The woman replied, “No, but his face rings a bell.”
 

Jehannum

HO HO HO METH GIANT
Jul 24, 2013
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Albuquerque, NM
A man with no arms and no legs climbed the bell tower of the town church every hour.

At the top of the hour, he would bang his face on the bell letting everyone in town know what time it was.

One night after ringing the bell he lost his balance and fell to his death on the sidewalk below.

When the police showed up, a few people were crowded around the body. One policeman asked the woman standing nearest the body, “Do you know who this man is?”

The woman replied, “No, but his face rings a bell.”
As it turns out, he had an identical twin brother who took up the job a week later. He served faithfully, ringing the church bell with his face as his brother had, until one fateful afternoon, he too lost his balance and fell to his death.

As the crowd gathered round, the officer asked, "Did anyone know who this man is?"

"No, but he's a dead ringer for that other guy."
 

ZRH

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What’s the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

They’re both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire
Wouldnt it be what they have in common?

Dont worry I fixed it and used it as a pickup line.

You know solid 10s with the dad jokes, they never had one.
 
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