Bad Jokes

[Jehannum]

Jesus said to Peter, "Come forth and you shall have eternal life".

Peter came fifth and got a a toaster instead.

 

[Strings]

@Jesus Christ , is this true?

 

[Jehannum]

 

[Mofugger]

Does my marriage count as a bad joke?

 

[Jehannum]

I have an awful disease that makes me unable to stop telling jokes about airports.

Doctors tell me it's terminal.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

Got a really detailed tattoo from a Spaniard the other day but no one believes me


thats right


comfy chair


NO ONE EXPECTS THE SPANIARD INK PRECISION

 

[Jehannum]

Sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.

 

[Jehannum]

Forgive me father, vicar, padre, pastor, priest, for I have synonymed.

 

[Jehannum]

If you ever get locked out of your house, talk to your lock calmly, because communication is key.

 

[Strings]

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

 

[wetwille]

Does my marriage count as a bad joke?

Only on you bro, only on you. *Says the guys who's done that 3 times.

 

[Jehannum]

It's Greenwich Bean Time.

 

[wetwille]

It's Greenwich Bean Time.
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Nope. About 40 minutes late.

 

[Jehannum]

Daughter broke my can opener yesterday, now it's a can't opener.

 

[Strings]

Canned laughter..Ha .. ha .. ha..

 

[wetwille]

Maybe he can get it open with some Canned Heat. Then do the . . .

 

[Jehannum]

I figured out why Teslas are so expensive; they charge a lot.

 

[Mustard Dispenser]

 

[Jehannum]

Paper airplanes never fly if they're made out of stationery.