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Blame It On The Gassa Nova
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I went to a fortune teller, and she read my future.
She started screaming and ran out of the room, so I ran after her and stabbed her to death.
 
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Stuck with this Shitty Title
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I went to a fortune teller. She was beautiful and I could tell right away she was attracted to me.
The first thing she predicted, after looking into her crystal ball, was I was about to have sex with a beautiful fortune teller.
And we did, right there on the table.
After it was over, she lit a cigarette, took a drag and then handed it to me.
She then picked up her crystal ball, stared into it and said "you'll notice a rash in a few days ".
 

hydra

Rey’s father
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I'm 365 and change.
Going to bump my own post because it happened to be on the same page while looking for a good joke....

Stopped counting days, even months. Nothing about alcohol phases me anymore. It's in the house and people drink around me all the time, no interest. It's a set of reccuring small choices that contribute towards choosing a better life.