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Jehannum

Eats bananas with the peel still on
Jul 24, 2013
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A man went into a bar that had one bartender for each type of drink, so people would line up in front of each to get what they wanted. The first line was for spirits, the second line was for beers, and the third, longest line, was the punchline.
 
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Jehannum

Eats bananas with the peel still on
Jul 24, 2013
33,760
34,720
723
Albuquerque, NM
Marklar
₥84,231.16
A man, in the last moments of his life, has a vision of himself walking on the beach, viewing all the most important memories of his life. The man, as he was walking, saw that there were two sets of footprints in the sand. One belonging to him, the other to sasquatch. The man noticed that there were sometimes only one set of footprints. He also noticed that it happened at the saddest, lowest points in his life.

It really bothered him, and he turned and asked the sasquatch, "Sasquatch, you said that if I devoted my life to you, you'd follow me all the way. I don't understand why when I needed you the most, you wouldn't be there for me."

And it was at this moment, that Sasquatch turned to him and replied, "HHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGHHHHH".