Bad Jokes

Jehannum

Eats bananas with the peel still on
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My grandmother grew great strawberries, and she made me promise that, after she passed, I would plant strawberries on her grave so that whoever came by would be able to have some.

I agreed to her request, she's dead and berried.
 

Strings

Stuck with this Shitty Title
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A man walking in the park sees a man with a dog sitting on a bench. "Does your dog bite?", asks the first man. "No" The man on the bench replies. The first man proceeds to pet the dog, but the dog bites him. "I thought you said your dog didn't bite?!", he says quite angry. The man on the bench says "This isn't my dog".