Bad Jokes
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Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Told my wife I had a crush on Beyonce.
She said, "hey, whatever floats your boat."
I said, "no, that's buoyancy."
She said, "hey, whatever floats your boat."
I said, "no, that's buoyancy."
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
She followed up by telling me that we'd have less fights if I were less pedantic.
I said, "I think you mean 'fewer'."
I said, "I think you mean 'fewer'."
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
My friend keeps trying to cheer me up by saying, "things could be a lot worse. You could be trapped in an underground hole filled with water".
I know he means well.
I know he means well.
I want to gravy this but frankly, it's the kinda thing that can come up later during a competency hearing.
What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo? A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
What’s black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A doberman pinscher.
Fine, I'll stop. Just processing and wondering why I'm still in my robe at 11:18 on a Tuesday.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
See, I've even lost track of the days. Is this what retirement will be like?
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Even I know it's Thursday and I'm doped to the gills on Dayquil.
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
Jehannum
Puts the "pro" in procrastination
The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience.
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not.
The reason is a coo sticks.
The sound from a pigeon on stage does not.
The reason is a coo sticks.