Bad Joke Monday

[b_sinning]

I want to thank the little people that made this win possible. Screw everyone else.


And here's my prize.

Congratulations on winning the grad prize for the Halloween edition of "Bad Joke Monday." Here is your prize.



Enjoy!

 

[Sarcasmo]

That makes me feel all warm and fuzzy in the tummy.

 

[theacoustician]

Note to self, ban Bonnie.

 

[InnerMuse]

Note to self, ban Bonnie.

wHAT?!?!? NoooooOOO!!!

 

[wanko80]

I like how there's a dog on the tv in the background. It's like they were watching dog porn. Makes it even funnier.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Theac has such cute little legs.

 

[theacoustician]

wHAT?!?!? NoooooOOO!!!

Uh, yes. For a long time.

 

[InnerMuse]

Ya see, I figure sarcasmo is full of angst because he hasn't gotten laid in ages. You are our only hope, Obi-Theac-Kanobi. *schhhhhhhk*











edit: Ok, now you can ban me.

 

[fly]

What’s pink and floats through walls?

Casper, the friendly uncooked sausage.

OMFG that is awesome.

 

[theacoustician]

Ya see, I figure sarcasmo is full of angst because he hasn't gotten laid in ages. You are our only hope, Obi-Theac-Kanobi. *schhhhhhhk*











edit: Ok, now you can ban me.

I'm using force choke to prevent you from making threads. Go ahead and see.

 

[InnerMuse]

I'm using force choke to prevent you from making threads. Go ahead and see.

you really DID ban me from making threads...



























*sob*

 

[theacoustician]

you really DID ban me from making threads...

*sob*

Perhaps you should stick to making the prize just a picture of your boobs.

 

[BeerAd]

Perhaps you should stick to making the prize just a picture of your boobs.

qft

I got an already seen picture of sarcasmo in a banananananana car and the same two dogs photo

I am not participating anymore

 

[InnerMuse]

Perhaps you should stick to making the prize just a picture of your boobs.

I only have so many of those pics. Plus, they're not that exciting.

 

[InnerMuse]

qft

I got an already seen picture of sarcasmo in a banananananana car and the same two dogs photo

I am not participating anymore

Yet you keep playing.


C'mon, guys, these are funny pics. It's a "Bad Joke" thread, why wouldn't I offer "Bad Prizes" too?

 

[wanko80]

I only have so many of those pics. Plus, they're not that exciting.

Do you have fried egg breasts?

 

[theacoustician]

I only have so many of those pics. Plus, they're not that exciting.

Perhaps now you understand the power of the dark side. Think wisely before crossing me again. Now, back to my chamber ...

 

[BeerAd]

Do you have fried egg breasts?

more like the salami i just ate

 

[InnerMuse]

more like the salami i just ate

Torpedo boobs? ...whaaaa?

 

[BeerAd]

Torpedo boobs? ...whaaaa?

now are you asking me what your boobs look like, im telling your SO