Bad Joke Monday!!

[Coqui]

Why does abbreviation have so many letters?

 

[Coqui]

What's a synonym for thesarus?

 

[Coqui]

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

 

[Coqui]

Shouldn't it be considered cruel and unusual punishment to have an s in lisp?

 

[InnerMuse]

Shouldn't it be considered cruel and unusual punishment to have an s in lisp?

Save 'em for next month.

 

[itburnswhenipee]

Prizes are sent. Thank you for playing and well see you next month!

i'll never play golf again

 

[my little brony]

Shouldn't it be considered cruel and unusual punishment to have an s in lisp?

that's a nice one

Why do you drive on a Parkway and park in a driveway?

Why is it that when something is transported via seagoing vessel it's called cargo but when ground transportation is used it's called shipment?

 

[BeerAd]

What if there was a world without hypothetical situations?

What would it be like?

 

[BeerAd]

Why does abbreviation have so many letters?

I dont know, why?

 

[BeerAd]

What's a synonym for thesarus?

I am not sure, what is it?

 

[BeerAd]

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

Dont know, but you could tell us!

 

[BeerAd]

Shouldn't it be considered cruel and unusual punishment to have an s in lisp?

probabaly, whats your thoughts on the subject?

 

[BeerAd]

sorry had to add,

bwhahahahahahahahahahha

 

[bast_imret]

How does a two legged dog lick it's balls?

Spoiler

With it's tounge, dumbass!

 

[InnerMuse]

How does a two legged dog lick it's balls?

Spoiler

With it's tounge, dumbass!

Anyone who has received a prize will tell you that I deserved that one... /groan

 

[BeerAd]

Anyone who has received a prize will tell you that I deserved that one... /groan

Yeah, she gets her prizes from a folder she has saved on her desktop. Probably the first time I have heard of a computer folder being stuck together

 

[InnerMuse]

Yeah, she gets her prizes from a folder she has saved on her desktop. Probably the first time I have heard of a computer folder being stuck together

:admin:


Pphhfft! (I've got to find a pic of bill the cat.)

 

[thrawn]

What's a synonym for thesarus?

One comes to mind, non-orthographic. But that may just be because of your post.

 

[ZRH]

One comes to mind, non-orthographic. But that may just be because of your post.

I thought that would be the description of a thesaurus, i.e. the adjective for it. Not per se a synonym.

 

[thrawn]

I thought that would be the description of a thesaurus, i.e. the adjective for it. Not per se a synonym.

No, it's the description of a thesarus. It must be a Mexican word.