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The Apalachee seem to appear first in history in the chronicles of the Narvaez expedition (Bandelier, 1905). The explorers spent nearly a month in an Apalachee town in the year 1528 but were subjected to constant attacks on the part of the warlike natives, who pursued them during their withdrawal to a coast town named Aute. In October 1539, De Soto arrived in the Apalachee province and remained there the next winter in spite of the unceasing hostility of the natives, who well maintained the reputation for prowess they had acquired 11 years before. Although the province is mentioned from time to time by the first French and Spanish colonists of Florida, it did not receive much attention until the tribes between it and St. Augustine had been pretty well missionized. In a letter written in 1607 we learn that the Apalachee had asked for missionaries and, although one paid a visit to them the next year, the need is reiterated at frequent intervals. It was not until 1633, however, that the work was actually begun. In that year two monks entered the country and the conversion proceeded very rapidly so that by 1647 there were seven churches and convents and eight of the principal chiefs had been baptized. In that year, however, a great rebellion took place. Three missionaries were killed and all of the churches with their sacred objects were destroyed. An expedition sent against the insurgents was repulsed, but shortly afterward the movement collapsed, apparently through a counterrevolution in the tribe itself. After this most of the Apalachee sought baptism and there was no further trouble between them and the Spaniards except for a brief sympathetic movement at the time of the Timucua uprising of 1656. The outstanding complaint on the part of the Indians was that some of them were regularly commandeered to work on the fortifications of St. Augustine. In 1702 a large Apalachee war party was severely defeated by Creek Indians assisted by some English traders, and in 1704 an expedition from South Carolina under Colonel Moore practically destroyed the nation. Moore claims to have carried away the people of three towns and the greater part of the population of four more and to have left but two towns and part of another. Most of these latter appear to have fled to Mobile, where, in 1705, they were granted land on which to settle. The Apalachee who had been carried off by Moore were established near New Windsor, S. C., but when the Yamasee War broke out they joined the hostile Indians and retired for a time to the Lower Creeks. Shortly afterward the English faction among the Lower Creeks became ascendant and the Apalachee returned to Florida, some remaining near their old country and others settling close to Pensacola to be near their relatives about Mobile. By 1718 another Apalachee settlement had been organized by the Spaniards near San Marcos de Apalache and close to their old country. In 1728 we hear of two small Apalachee towns in this neighborhood. Most of them gravitated finally to the neighborhood of Pensacola. In 1764, the year after all French and Spanish possessions east of the Mississippi passed into the hands of Great Britain, the Apalachee, along with several other tribes, migrated into Louisiana, now held by Spain, and settled on Red River, where they and the Taensa conjointly occupied a strip of land between Bayou d'Arro and Bayou Jean de Jean. Most of this land was sold in 1803 and the Apalachee, reduced to a small band, appear to have moved about in the same general region until they disappeared. They are now practically forgotten, though a few mixed-blood Apalachee are still said to be in existence. A few accompanied the Creeks to Oklahoma.
A fragment. Transcribed from a cassette tape recording made at a seance in 1973.
(Tape runs out.)
Sounds From Hell Recorded by Russian Geology Team
A team of researchers from the former Soviet Union, have drilled a hole into what some think maybe a gateway to Hell.
Dr. Azzacove, a Russian geologist, states that at about 2000 feet down, a cavern had been reached. "...the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large, empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramtice increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Farenheit."
"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements, we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."
"But when we made adjustments, our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren't those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
Dr Azzacove continues, "As a Communist, I dont believe in heaven or the bible, but as a scientist, I now believe in Hell."
"Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw, and we know what we heard, and we absolutly convinced that we drilled through the Gates of Hell!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f4Qngdfkog&feature=PlayList&p=85DEEB07F1B6D480&playnext=1&index=1
A team of researchers from the former Soviet Union, have drilled a hole into what some think maybe a gateway to Hell.
Dr. Azzacove, a Russian geologist, states that at about 2000 feet down, a cavern had been reached. "...the drill suddenly began to rotate wildly, indicating that we had reached a large, empty pocket or cavern. Temperature sensors showed a dramtice increase in heat to 2,000 degrees Farenheit."
"We lowered a microphone, designed to detect the sounds of plate movements down the shaft. But instead of plate movements, we heard a human voice screaming in pain! At first we thought the sound was coming from our own equipment."
"But when we made adjustments, our worst suspicions were confirmed. The screams weren't those of a single human, they were the screams of millions of humans!"
Dr Azzacove continues, "As a Communist, I dont believe in heaven or the bible, but as a scientist, I now believe in Hell."
"Needless to say we were shocked to make such a discovery. But we know what we saw, and we know what we heard, and we absolutly convinced that we drilled through the Gates of Hell!"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7f4Qngdfkog&feature=PlayList&p=85DEEB07F1B6D480&playnext=1&index=1
I thought at first that the sounds of hell was gonna be the guy on the radio program, you know cause talk radio is super annoying so it would be like a post modern statement about the sound of hell. Then they started playing it and yeah that was a let down.
No. You're wrong. It's too bad that you're wrong, but you're still wrong.
Also: the debunking is pointless. Anyone who believed the "article" is beyond reasoning with... at least on this subject.
My god that's fantastic. Any chance of getting it in MP3 format, I'd like to spice up my answering machine message.
Oh, and howdy everybody.