back from surgery

[JAXvillain]

 

[Thorn Bird]

No... they're obviously G.

if they are, i can send him my maternity bra from when i was nursing.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Hey elpie - do the eyes get all googly when you bounce them puppies up and down?

 

[simple]

Hey elpie - do the eyes get all googly when you bounce them puppies up and down?

HOLD ON

*jiggle* *jiggle*


yes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

HOLD ON

*jiggle* *jiggle*


yes.

Oh man is THAT gonna be a hit at the Fall SouEast Con

 

[simple]

hey chikken since no one but you and me posts on this forum anymore

wanna fuck my grover tits?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

hey chikken since no one but you and me posts on this forum anymore

wanna fuck my grover tits?

I'm gonna rub my new suede rhino nerf all over those fuzzy goddesses

While belting out:

I AM THE SONNNNNNNN

AND THE HEIRRRRRRR

OF A SHYNESS THAT IS CRIMINARILY VULGAR

I AM THE SON AND HEIR

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So does anyone know of a good market for slightly used spleens?

I got a warehouse full of 'em


Willing to trade for episodes of 'Little House on the Prarie' on BetaMax

 

[Syrup Beaver]

That reminds me of that weekend in Peoria actually

When 'nev ran over that guy outside Paddy's Pub with the Malibu, cuz Drool didn't cut the eyeholes in his Capybera costume very well. Not that I can blame him, it's pretty tough to use pinking shears with plush rabbit paws on.

And we put the dude in the trunk thinking he was dead and snuck him into the can at Arby's, left him covered in poo in the handicapped stall with his pants tied around his ankles and clogging the toilet. Then that old bitty found him in the kitchen the next morning when she opened the store, he had dragged himself all the way from the can leaving a big poo streak the whole way so he could lick the grease off the floor by the fry vat.

No-one believed his story that 5 people in giant animal suits ran him over and put him there, and he ended up in the looney bin, then we signed up with the looney bin people to go in in costume to like cheer people up and stuff.

That guy went freaking NUTS in the rec hall when we walked in, blabbering and foaming at the mouth, pointing and throwing Lincoln Logs and stuff, that big mongoloid looking orderly dude totally bashed his butt to the ground and jabbed the hypo into his neck....

Man those were some good times

 

[water]

I SWELL WITH INEXPLICABLE RAGE!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I went and got Wendys for lunch, then dove to the park to eat it. While I was sitting there some ducks wandered up to the side of the truck, expecting me to throw them some food Im sure, and I was like "Man, if elpmis was here hed totally take his mouf off my cock and run out there and fuck the shit outta them ducks." But I must have said that out loud, cuz then the ducks looked all shocked and ran off. Plus some old lady on a parkbench nearby said "What the fuck is an elpmis?". Oh yeah, I ran over the bitch on the way out of the park. It was the right thing to do.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Did you take her cane and hat at least?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Did you take her cane and hat at least?

Well yeah. And her thumbs.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I've developed a new energy drink I call "Potent Rodent"

It's made from fresh marmot pressings

Though occasionally a weasel will slip into the juicer

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Well yeah. And her thumbs.

Well then I hope you stuffed at least a couple of the pigeons she was feeding into her ass as a bonus for the park department

 

[Syrup Beaver]

There needs to be a Newegg.com for body parts, the current places are REALLY unreliable when it comes to shipping and order status, not to mention the trials and tribulations in order to merely get a tracking number

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Some backwoods dude told me he crossbred a sheep and a goat successfully, called it a 'Geep' - claimed it was "the best o' both worlds", whatever that means

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Some backwoods dude told me he crossbred a sheep and a goat successfully, called it a 'Geep' - claimed it was "the best o' both worlds", whatever that means

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I want to be buried lying face down with some soil, fertilizer, and a baby apple tree stuffed into my ass.

Then, years later people would be eating my butt apples.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I bet half the world's problems could be solved by using mimes for fuel