ChikkenNoodul said:Well then I hope you stuffed at least a couple of the pigeons she was feeding into her ass as a bonus for the park department
that other night when you called right when the old lady was taking a shit on your chest - did you say it smelled like moth balls or golf balls? I couldn't make it out overtop all that screaming and bingo gamblingDrool-Boy said:I thought about it , but Im not sure that park rangers are as enthusiastic about old lady assholes as I am.
elpmis said:that other night when you called right when the old lady was taking a shit on your chest - did you say it smelled like moth balls or golf balls? I couldn't make it out overtop all that screaming and bingo gambling
They've got a pretty friggin' boring job, I'm sure they gotta get tired of squeezing used condoms into mason jarsDrool-Boy said:I thought about it , but Im not sure that park rangers are as enthusiastic about old lady assholes as I am.
Well, it is almost Passover after allDrool-Boy said:Matzah balls. Thats what was so weird about it.
Imagine the expression on the dude's face who gets that duck on his plate at Kowloon Buffet tonightelpmis said:hahah
the only thing funnier than what you just posted was the site of a duck beak try to swallow my cock