Bachelorette IIVIL

[Bubbles]

So here I am. I want a nice boy who wants to hang out with me above all others. I can cook, clean, and make magic. I am looking for an attractive man with his shit together. Hopefully a man who can support my shoe and roller coaster habit will be perfect to suppot my BBQ habit as well. Call me if you fit all criteria and then some.......727-687-6087. Thanx.

 

[theacoustician]

So here I am. I want a nice boy who wants to hang out with me above all others. I can cook, clean, and make magic. I am looking for an attractive man with his shit together. Hopefully a man who can support my shoe and roller coaster habit will be perfect to suppot my BBQ habit as well. Call me if you fit all criteria and then some.......727-687-6087. Thanx.

Quoted for when you realize what a bad idea this is.

 

[Bubbles]

Why is this a bad idea?

 

[shawndavid]

So here I am. I want a young boy who wants to hang out with me above all others. I can cook, clean, and empty a Stoli bottle really quick. I am looking for an attractive[wealthy] man with his shit together [a Porsche]. Hopefully a man who can support my shoe and roller coaster[vodka] habit will be perfect to suppot my BBQ habit as well. Call me if you fit all criteria and then some sex will surely follow.......727-687-6087. Thanx.

Quoted for trooth -lol

 

[Bubbles]

Quoted for trooth -lol

you are so lucky I like you

 

[b_sinning]

You watched the bachelor? My wife made me watch it too.


Bubbles you are a wonderful girl. There is just a lot of dummies whee you live.

 

[Whizzleteets]

i wish i could think of something witty.

it doesn't help that you probably all think i'm some sort of alcoholic, retarded frat boy.

oh well, i guess.

 

[b_sinning]

I just thought you had a funny name. I think I ate some candy the other day with a similar name.

 

[shawndavid]

 

[b_sinning]

Is that how you courted Candy?


Where can I go to hear some of your sets shawn?

 

[Bubbles]

You watched the bachelor? My wife made me watch it too.


Bubbles you are a wonderful girl. There is just a lot of dummies whee you live.

you are so right. candy just happend to catCh the right dummy at the right time

 

[b_sinning]

And she didn't do it on the first try either. So don't give up hope. And don't discuss your reproduction cycle when you first meet a guy.

 

[Bubbles]

And she didn't do it on the first try either. So don't give up hope. And don't discuss your reproduction cycle when you first meet a guy.

HAHAHHAHAHHA, yeah, at least I've learned that!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I have a buddy that lives here that would be perfect for ya.
But youd have to quit smoking tho.

 

[b_sinning]

Just tell him she's smokin hot and he can't say you didn't warn him.

 

[Sarcasmo]

BBQ... ....

 

[theacoustician]

I'm still waiting to hear that someone posted her number over at Genmay.

Edit : or OT

 

[Pandora]

I'm still waiting to hear that someone posted her number over at Genmay.

Edit : or OT

Do we have anyone that posts here that's actually that big of a dick?

 

[theacoustician]

Do we have anyone that posts here that's actually that big of a dick?

Um, yes.

 

[Pandora]

Um, yes.

B7?