Baby Elmo

[Fat Burger]

Mrs Burger and I took the little one to the doctor today (blocked tear duct, no big deal). While waiting in the exam room, Mrs Burger decided to read one of the books to Mini Burger. It was a delightful book about how Elmo is growing up. It was all going swimmingly until we got to the very last page, which was supposed to be a pop-up. Anyway, here's what we saw:

 

[Sarcasmo]

Draw a vagina on it.

 

[Jonny_B]

that's freaky.

 

[APRIL]

Fire crotch.

 

[plot]

thought elmo was blue... wtf am i thinking of?

 

[ZRH]

thought elmo was blue... wtf am i thinking of?

Cookie monster

 

[ZRH]

 

[plot]

cookie monsters awesome.

 

[fly]

BWAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thats awesome

 

[Mrs. Valve]

thought elmo was blue... wtf am i thinking of?

grover

 

[plot]

grover.... that was it.

 

[ZRH]

grover

[IM]http://www.rago.nl/sesamstraat/~images/grover.jpg[/IMG]

Grover is a cunt. I never hung out with the retarded kid.

 

[fly]

Grover is a cunt. I never hung out with the retarded kid.

LOL DRUNK

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Elmo is a nullo, that explains a lot.

 

[JAXvillain]

Elmo is a nullo, that explains a lot.

by the pitch of his voice I had him pegged as a castrati

 

[Dharma1521]

Elmo says fuck da police.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

by the pitch of his voice I had him pegged as a castrati

They have transdermal patches to prevent that now.

 

[fly]

by the pitch of his voice I had him pegged as a castrati

The first time I heard that term was recently, and by Rush Limbaugh. DOnt ever say it again.

 

[Visker]

Is this KiKis camel toe?

 

[Fat Burger]

Actually the singular is castrato. Speaking of which, here's the only known one that was ever recorded:
http://listverse.com/bizarre/another-10-incredible-recordings/