b aa r_ k b aa r_ k b aa r_ k (wasteful American)

[*Fuxx Burger*]

Best post in that thread:

"I heard about a guy who had that problem. Woke up the next morning, couldnt even open his eye. He went to the doctor. It was covered in a layer of mucus and gunk. Like morning eye x1000.

The stripper rubbed her cooch in his face during a lap dance and he got crabs. In his eyes.

This story is a legend at my work."

daaaamn thats nasty!!!

 

[kiwi]

Best post in that thread:

"I heard about a guy who had that problem. Woke up the next morning, couldnt even open his eye. He went to the doctor. It was covered in a layer of mucus and gunk. Like morning eye x1000.

The stripper rubbed her cooch in his face during a lap dance and he got crabs. In his eyes.

This story is a legend at my work."

I'll have to remember to never let a stripper rub her naked body parts on my face.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I'll have to remember to never let a stripper rub her naked body parts on my face.

No doubt. Years worth of hobo splooge waiting to be wiped in your eyes.