Auditioning for a new smileynev

[Syrup Beaver]

I think he's a bit past being merely conversant

Well it's a start, we can groom him for president of NAFLA later.

 

[Sarcasmo]

What the fuck is a furry? I mean, I know (thanks to internet forums) what they are, but where did they come from?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What the fuck is a furry? I mean, I know (thanks to internet forums) what they are, but where did they come from?

Well you see when a man loves a woman....












....and gets rejected several thousand times, and turns to porn for gratification, in particular internet porn, one builds a resistance to depravity over time and thus needs increasingly more bizarre porn to 'get off', as it were.

Furries are just a stop along the way.

 

[Bubbles]

Well you see when a man loves a woman....

....and gets rejected several thousand times, and turns to porn for gratification, in particular internet porn, one builds a resistance to depravity over time and thus needs increasingly more bizarre porn to 'get off', as it were.

Furries are just a stop along the way.

So it can happen to anyone? I thought maybe you're just kinda born that way.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

So it can happen to anyone? I thought maybe you're just kinda born that way.

Well, it usually happens to nerdy types more often than not, so - yes you're probably born that way.

 

[Sarcasmo]

I have lost so much faith in people since childhood it's not even funny. I just....don't get so many things about so many people. And that makes me sad.

I wish I were still a kid and didn't have a clue how fucked up this world is.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I have lost so much faith in people since childhood it's not even funny. I just....don't get so many things about so many people. And that makes me sad.

I wish I were still a kid and didn't have a clue how fucked up this world is.

A frontal lobotomy or certain drug dependencies could give you a similar effect

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

The nev is irreplaceable.
Whether or not thats a good thing is yet to be decided.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

The nev is irreplaceable.
Whether or not thats a good thing is yet to be decided.

Yeah

You're right

 

[Sarcasmo]

A frontal lobotomy or certain drug dependencies could give you a similar effect

Yeah but I don't want to be a retard since my son needs me. Someone has to teach him what "righteous indignation" means.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Yeah but I don't want to be a retard since my son needs me. Someone has to teach him what "righteous indignation" means.

You could always leave a lengthy series of pre-recorded video clues for him.

That way, he'll remember you as some sort of intrepid explorer or member of an elite but shadowy and dangerous secret society, like the local quilting club.

 

[Atan Nolme]

• Must have a slightly more liberal bent than my 'slightly to the right of Atilla The Hun' leaning, in order to foster interesting discussion.

I probably make you look like a left wing wacko.

 

[JAXvillain]

edit: lol

 

[smileynev]

I didn't know I was that easy to replace.

Oh well, back to the cheese mines for me.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I didn't know I was that easy to replace.

Oh well, back to the cheese mines for me.

We determined you are irreplaceable sir, please return at once

 

[smileynev]

We determined you are irreplaceable sir, please return at once

I wish I could. My current geographic location at work makes it unpossible.