GAY AUA (ask us anything)

[Darth Handsome]

And nearly yakking on the lobby floor?

 

[Peppers]

did you get a video of @Maureen stumbling into a hotel?

No, she was carrying me.

 

[Peppers]

And nearly yakking on the lobby floor?

She would have puked up a gyro last night. That would have been epic.

 

[Domon]

So, on a scale of not at all to dzbeag... exactly how gay are you @yeppers?

 

[Peppers]

Well...I stole @Maureen's cute flip flops. Where would that rank me?

 

[pacojas]

Well...I stole @Maureen's cute flip flops. Where would that rank me?

hag fag?!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hag fag?!!

Dude, please, the preferred nomenclature is "fruit fly".

 

[thintoast]

Dude, please, the preferred nomenclature is "fruit fly".

Hey, leave @APRIL out of this.

 

[Domon]

Well...I stole @Maureen's cute flip flops. Where would that rank me?

a firm 3 or better.

 

[thintoast]

Maureen loves flip flops.

I kept the ones she left at my place for about three years and sniffed them at least twice a week. Finally had to throw them away after they stopped smelling like beans and vodka.

 

[APRIL]

Wait... @Maureen gives me shit about wearing flip flops and she does too?

Hissssssssssss

 

[thintoast]

Wait... @Maureen gives me shit about wearing flip flops and she does too?

Hissssssssssss

She wore $5 flip flops from the Walmart bargain bin while she was here.

 

[Peppers]

Maureen loves flip flops.

I kept the ones she left at my place for about three years and sniffed them at least twice a week. Finally had to throw them away after they stopped smelling like beans and vodka.

The ones I have smell like beans and Jack Daniels.

 

[APRIL]

She wore $5 flip flops from the Walmart bargain bin while she was here.

Omg she stoops lower than me.

 

[Darth Handsome]

Omg she stoops lower than me.

Lower than I

 

[APRIL]

Lower than I

How does one get lower than the bar laying flat on the concrete?

 

[APRIL]

I guess I'll have to ask @Maureen

 

[Darth Handsome]

I guess I'll have to ask @Maureen

She will look it up and also tell you its "lower than I", not "me".

 

[Ledboots]

How does one get lower than the bar laying flat on the concrete?

Be the concrete

 

[APRIL]

Be the concrete

Brilliant.