ATTN: I am looking for someone to pose as the next of kin!

Update: This dude keeps emailing me. Today I got:

Dear Friend,

Please identify your status regarding this transaction.

Did you contact the attorney as i told you?

Jon

Any one of you have some ideas on how I can waste some time playing with this fool? Give me something good to reply. I haven't had coffee yet so I'm a little rusty.