FYI Attention: Texans

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Your ice cream has been tested by the upper echelon of fine cuisine magazines. The result: It sucks.

Please note the attached images:







Thank you Cooks Illustrated.

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dbzeag

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"Tasters disliked this ice cream's 'over the top' vanilla flavor that tasted 'artificial,' concluding, 'This is not adult ice cream'. Most also panned its insubstantial texture for 'falling apart' in their mouths."

And this gets a "Recommended with Reservations"? Just how bad were the others that this was a recommended rating? Or just how shitty does this magazine review tastes?
 

dbzeag

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I know, I don't like that either... But the taste is phenomenal. Reminds me of the homemade icecream my parents would make when we were kids.
I should get chim to make some more ice cream in our ice cream maker... hmmmmm