Assess your life to-date

[Syrup Beaver]

In the louver, no less.

That's a good way to get defenestrated.

 

[snoogit]

OMG le FRANÇAIS!

 

[polo]

france was class thank you for asking

but rejoice in the fact im back yeah? is those darkies still about?

 

[polo]

No, I just like men who don't look like every single other vaguely attractive man in the world. You're not ugly, just generic darlin. Your generic stubble, your emo student hairdo, there's nothing about the way you look that interests me at all.

what? you notice the redundancy in this? you don't like "attractive" men, despite the word attractive meaning you find them alluring?

it's hard to reason with you, your heads up your fucking clunge at the best of times.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Just because somebody isn't unfortunate looking, doesn't mean you'd do em. But maybe I'm a bit pickier than the norm.

 

[polo]

you'd buck me if i'd have ye

 

[Sarcasmo]

For the record I am attracted to Polo.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I'd buck ye out the bed, damn right.

 

[polo]

For the record I am attracted to Polo.

oh ahh

oh ahh

that's what i like to hear

 

[polo]

do nahin of the sort

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Not everybody has a burning desire to get student aids.

 

[polo]

says the student

 

[itburnswhenipee]

"itburnswhenipee" "greasy poop"

have you seen your counselor lately?

If by counselor you mean nutritionist, then no.