Assault w/ Applesauce

[ERage]

Well, it would all be fun and games until Ted Kennedy decides to outlaw applesauce. You of course realise that you can walk into ANY grocery store and buy it without any kind of waiting period. Every day millions of children and elderly people are left alone with teh applesauce. It is obviously a great danger to our society and has no sporting purposes.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Applesauce doesn't kill people....


Cans do.....the applesauce just gives 'em substance

 

[b_sinning]

An Apple a Day keeps the Doctor away ...if thrown hard enough.

 

[ERage]

bullets don't kill people, guns kill people
guns don't kill people, people kill people
people don't kill people, death kills people

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

If bullets were made of applesauce, the world would be a better place.
Plus wars would be a whole lot tastier.

 

[ERage]

If bullets were made of applesauce, the world would be a better place.
Plus wars would be a whole lot tastier.

cinnimon applesauce bullets

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

cinnimon applesauce bullets

SHOOT MY PORK CHOP!!
SHOOT IT GODAMMIT!!

 

[bast_imret]

Applesauce + Cottage Cheese = Crazy Delicious!

 

[my little brony]

Applesauce + Cottage Cheese = Crazy Delicious!

 

[bast_imret]

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A CHILD LOCK ON THAT DOOR?!

 

[bast_imret]

yes, that too

 

[ERage]

WHY THE FUCK ISN'T THERE A CHILD LOCK ON THAT DOOR?!

Because the parent is too busy taking pics of the kid killing itself for the funnay factor later on.