Ask me anything

[strawberry love]

hi guys! I know I'm not around too much anymore, and I noticed we have some new folks around here. So I open the floor to you guys...ask me anything you about about me!

I may or may not be bored...and if this thread is not allowed im sorry

 

[fly]

Would you rather have sex with Funzie the clown or your dentist?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Its not polite to do one of these while another one is still on the front page.


PS - Show me your tits.

 

[fly]

Beer makers have run dry. There is one beer left in the entire world. It sits in the middle of the street. On one side of the bottle is Drool-Boy. Equidistant on the otherside is a alkie hobo. Who gets the bottle first? And more importantly, who drinks it first?

 

[El Borracho]

watching any law and order lately?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Beer makers have run dry. There is one beer left in the entire world. It sits in the middle of the street. On one side of the bottle is Drool-Boy. Equidistant on the otherside is a alkie hobo. Who gets the bottle first? And more importantly, who drinks it first?

That fuckin hobo doesnt stand a chance. Ill just throw a ham sammich at him as I dive for the beer

 

[*Fuxx Burger*]

How can I make my bladder bigger? I can't drink a glass of water without having to pee really badly not even 5 minutes later

 

[fly]

That fuckin hobo doesnt stand a chance. Ill just throw a ham sammich at him as I dive for the beer

hey, answer questions in your own thread hobo

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How can I make my bladder bigger? I can't drink a glass of water without having to pee really badly not even 5 minutes later

Catheter and a 5-gallon bucket?

 

[fly]

How big of a fag is Drool-Boy?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

hey, answer questions in your own thread hobo

ofuck
srry

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How big of a fag is Drool-Boy?

hay shut up

 

[El Borracho]

Do bees scare you, too?

 

[fly]

If Drool-Boy sucked dick for coke, what would require him to take it in the ass?

 

[APRIL]

So what's sizzling?

 

[El Borracho]

did she die?

 

[strawberry love]

Would you rather have sex with Funzie the clown or your dentist?

my dentist

Its not polite to do one of these while another one is still on the front page.


PS - Show me your tits.

oops, i didnt notice

my tits are not for show!

Beer makers have run dry. There is one beer left in the entire world. It sits in the middle of the street. On one side of the bottle is Drool-Boy. Equidistant on the otherside is a alkie hobo. Who gets the bottle first? And more importantly, who drinks it first?

Drool-Boy!

watching any law and order lately?

always

How can I make my bladder bigger? I can't drink a glass of water without having to pee really badly not even 5 minutes later

i dunno im always peeing. but im always attached to a water bottle

How big of a fag is Drool-Boy?

a small one

Do bees scare you, too?

yea, a lot

So what's sizzling?

grace

did she die?

i was at an improv show

 

[I.C.Water]

is it ok to call you late while drunk?

 

[El Borracho]

what kind of music do you like?

 

[strawberry love]

what kind of music do you like?

pop. old school spanish stuff. r&b, some rap, some country, classical. a lot of things really.