WTF Ask Me About Sausage Bouquets...

[Syrup Beaver]

Who's your favourite Thomas narrator?

 

[JAXvillain]

when a dead person shits themselves and no one's there to hear it, does it still make noise?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Who's your favourite Thomas narrator?

I never watch thomas the tank engine

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

i wanna paint a mural on my forehead. any suggestions?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

when a dead person shits themselves and no one's there to hear it, does it still make noise?

The sad thing about shitting yourself when youre dead is that you cant enjoy it

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

So when can be babysit?

Ill drop the screaming poop machine off with you any time

 

[tre]

Ill drop the screaming poop machine off with you any time

no, he was talking about the baby

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

no, he was talking about the baby

Dude my kid shits like a buffalo
He had a pamper blowout the other day, I almost considered selling the house

 

[tre]

i gues the shitapple doesn't fall far from the shittree

 

[Coqui]

Who's your favourite Thomas narrator?

Chuggington > Thomas

 

[Syrup Beaver]

I never watch thomas the tank engine

THE ANSWER IS GEORGE CARLIN

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Thomas the Engine??? Creepiest shit ever. I hate that show. I refuse to let kiko watch it.

It *is* creepy.

Catchy soundtrack though.

 

[Casper]

Kiko can only watch MTV.

 

[tre]

and TLC and CNN. That's it!!!

Lukas watches the toon retro channel so I get to watch old Looney Toons stuff all the time, it's great.

 

[JAXvillain]

natgeo channel is pretty good too

 

[tre]

Omg we watched Pepi Le Pew this morning <3

that's pretty much what i'd picture if you were dating waw

 

[kiwi]

Yea, but that won't take up more then 1/3, what should she put on the rest?

 

[kiwi]

Thomas the Engine??? Creepiest shit ever. I hate that show. I refuse to let kiko watch it.

And they whine and are mean to each other. If one of the engines mess up, all the other ones laugh at him, or if someones mean, they plot to get even. How are those good things to teach kids. No Thomas in this house either.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Yea, but that won't take up more then 1/3, what should she put on the rest?

Well let thoses guys that do gang tags with spraypaint on the sides of buildings fill in the rest

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

THE ANSWER IS GEORGE CARLIN

...but Ive still never seen it


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