Ask KNYTE anything

Why are you not kidding?

Ya know it's been so long that I can't even remember what started the "I'm Not Kidding" thing. These days it's just a running gag, something I can refer to to make people laugh.
 
What is the most powerful weapon you have fired?

When I was 14 the Marine Corp showed up at our scout camp (kind of a "get em signed up early campain" I guess), and brought along all of the good toys. I got a chance to fire their M240 full-auto machine gun, it was freaking awesome, I've wanted one since...for duck hunting.
 
why do you hate the beach? afraid of getting holster tan lines?

The beach is combination of factors that I inherently dislike, therefore making it into some kind of meta-horror.

1) Sand, there's nothing good about it.

2) Large amounts of sunlight, it burns us.

3) Water. Showers are fine, baths are fine, short stints in swimming pools are fine, but large masses of water? No thanks.