Ask Drool-Boy...

[Syrup Beaver]

what would happen when you closed your eyes? would the insides of your eyelids glow? would it make it more interesting during sex? (look honey, i'm lighting you up from the inside! LOLOOLOL)

And what if your excretions glowed in the dark too?

 

[Coqui]

yeah, Im still not sure where theyre coming from tho

Um......dumbass. Mexicans come from Canada remember? It's the only country bordering us.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Columbus Wendy's > * I guess they have to make it better since everyone here knows how to walk right up to corporate headquarters

Well Ive never been to that one , but Im sure its pretty good.
I thought their HQ was in Dublin tho?

 

[Coqui]

And what if your excretions glowed in the dark too?

You could instantly tell if you have to worry about pregnancy or not? (assuming the woman was more translucent)

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Um......dumbass. Mexicans come from Canada remember? It's the only country bordering us.

Huh
I thought there was only eskimoes up there

 

[Coqui]

Well Ive never been to that one , but Im sure its pretty good.
I thought their HQ was in Dublin tho?

Dublin is a suburb of Columbus.

 

[Coqui]

Huh
I thought there was only eskimoes up there

No. *sigh* That's in Arizona

 

[simple]

I had sex with scott peterson, does that make me a fucking killer?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Dublin is a suburb of Columbus.

Alrighty then

 

[theacoustician]

Dublin is a suburb of Columbus.

LIES! Dublin is in Ireland

 

[APRIL]

Should I cut the end of my penis off and post pics on the internet?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I had sex with scott peterson, does that make me a fucking killer?

No, but you can probably make some bank writing a book about it and selling the movie rights to mirimax

 

[CletusJones]

Ive never encountered this
Down here 90% of the fast food workers are mexican and they all work pretty quickly

it's widespread here. all the ghetto blacks work at BK and they move so slow you'd think they were moving backwards.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

You could instantly tell if you have to worry about pregnancy or not? (assuming the woman was more translucent)

I'd lose a translucent one in seconds

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Should I cut the end of my penis off and post pics on the internet?

No, youre supposed to be nice to penises.
Its the law.

 

[APRIL]

I like my meat medium rare, but if I was going to eat a yankee boy should I do him rare?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

I like my meat medium rare, but if I was going to eat a yankee boy should I do him rare?

No you best cook them yanks well-done.
Theyre all full of cooties n such.

 

[Coqui]

 

[APRIL]

No you best cook them yanks well-done.
Theyre all full of cooties n such.

I knew I could get a straight answer out of a southern guy.

 

[Coqui]

LIES! Dublin is in Ireland

Scotland you fuckmook