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[Mean Mr. Mustard]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Wanna chuck on my wood big boi?

 

[Coqui]

Wanna chuck on my wood big boi?

I need logs not twigs sorry

 

[CletusJones]

If I have 100 feet of fence and need to enclose a 300 square foot area, what would the dimensions of the enclosed area be? Please note that the house is on one side of the area, so there'll only be fence on 3 sides.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

why do they give you a straw when you get a frosty?

:wf:
They always give me a spoon.
Perhaps they assume your capable of deeper sucking than a normal person is.

 

[Coqui]

If I have 100 feet of fence and need to enclose a 300 square foot area, what would the dimensions of the enclosed area be? Please note that the house is on one side of the area, so there'll only be fence on 3 sides.

33.3333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333334 feet

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what would it be like if people glowed in the dark?

The need for nightlights would be gone

 

[CletusJones]

Silly non Ohioans screw everything up when it comes to Wendy's. Next thing I know, you're gonna tell me they don't make your order right when you order it either.

That brings up another question actually. Why is it that they hire all the fast working black people at wendy's and hire the slowest working black people on the planet to work at burger king?

 

[Coqui]

That brings up another question actually. Why is it that they hire all the fast working black people at wendy's and hire the slowest working black people on the planet to work at burger king?

Wendy's > Burger King

 

[CletusJones]

:wf:
They always give me a spoon.
Perhaps they assume your capable of deeper sucking than a normal person is.

they gave me a spoon and a straw last night when I stopped for one.

 

[CletusJones]

Wendy's > Burger King

i would agree, however I do like the new bacon, cheddar, ranch anus burger that they've got at BK.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

That brings up another question actually. Why is it that they hire all the fast working black people at wendy's and hire the slowest working black people on the planet to work at burger king?

Ive never encountered this
Down here 90% of the fast food workers are mexican and they all work pretty quickly

 

[Coqui]

i would agree, however I do like the new anus bacon, cheddar, ranch burger that they've got at BK.

Sounds good, but I don't care for the smell much

 

[Coqui]

Ive never encountered this
Down here 90% of the fast food workers are mexican and they all work pretty quickly

Mexicans in Texas? The horror!!!

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Wendy's > Burger King

whataburger>wendys>bk

 

[theacoustician]

If I have 100 feet of fence and need to enclose a 300 square foot area, what would the dimensions of the enclosed area be? Please note that the house is on one side of the area, so there'll only be fence on 3 sides.

10'x30' or any combo where x+2y<100 and x*y=300

 

[CletusJones]

The need for nightlights would be gone

what would happen when you closed your eyes? would the insides of your eyelids glow? would it make it more interesting during sex? (look honey, i'm lighting you up from the inside! LOLOOLOL)

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Mexicans in Texas? The horror!!!

yeah, Im still not sure where theyre coming from tho

 

[Syrup Beaver]

i would agree, however I do like the new anus bacon, cheddar, ranch burger that they've got at BK.

anus bacon!!!!!!!!1

 

[Coqui]

whataburger>wendys>bk

Columbus Wendy's > * I guess they have to make it better since everyone here knows how to walk right up to corporate headquarters

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

what would happen when you closed your eyes? would the insides of your eyelids glow? would it make it more interesting during sex? (look honey, i'm lighting you up from the inside! LOLOOLOL)

I guess that depends if just the surface of your skin glows, or if every cell in your body glows.