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dbzeag

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Do you feel that Sarcasmo is looking for validation to remove himself from the closet and finally let the world know that he is no longer playing for the straight team?

Nah, he is just in a dry spell right now. He hasn't gotten desparate enough to pay for it yet, that's all. Or maybe he has.....
 

dbzeag

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If you were a professional athlete what sport would you play?

I am fascinated by extreme sports, but to be honest I would have liked to have been good when I was bowling regularly when I was younger, before I blew out my back. I am really keen on swimming, but I really don't have the body structure for it.

Basically any solo competition. I am not a team player.
 

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I am fascinated by extreme sports, but to be honest I would have liked to have been good when I was bowling regularly when I was younger, before I blew out my back. I am really keen on swimming, but I really don't have the body structure for it.

Basically any solo competition. I am not a team player.


both my brothers wrestled for this very reason.
 

dbzeag

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are you a top or a bottom? how does that work out? do you switch after a while?

See thread, but I bottom mostly. It works out just fine ;) I can get into more gory details if you would like. Sometimes though rarely we switch.
 

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i once knew a chick who walked into her gay friends room while they were going at it...hard. she went back in when they were done to retreive something and their was blood/shit all over the sheets.

this common? how do you keep from poopin during all that anal play? you guys wash out your asses alot or something?

these are all serios btw, the mechanics of how this works makes me curious.
 

dbzeag

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i once knew a chick who walked into her gay friends room while they were going at it...hard. she went back in when they were done to retreive something and their was blood/shit all over the sheets.

this common? how do you keep from poopin during all that anal play? you guys wash out your asses alot or something?

these are all serios btw, the mechanics of how this works makes me curious.

Well, we don't do it hard all the time. The blood comes from the fact that the insides are really sensative and delicate and they didn't use lube.

I have never bled.

The pooping thing could be common. I clean out a bunch, and I eat healthy. I have a power bottom friend that uses two servings of metamucil daily for this purpose. It makes clean logs that evacuate without leaving stains. Then just clean the outside in the shower and you should be completely clean and ready.

I also use enemas about once every month or two.
 

dbzeag

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how do you fix diarrhea?

I rarely have diarrhea. But enema would clean that out quickly. And the fiber also bundles the logs up, too, so it helps.

And we don't have sex all that much, to be honest. 3 or 4 times a month perhaps.