Ask A Floridian

[Shalimar]

i'm learning so much about europe from Polo, I figured one of us could answer ALLLLLLL your questions you have about Florida.



Proceed.

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Why is Florida shaped like a penis, and does that in turn, have any effect of the populace?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

What are Floridians thoughts on all the new housing development in the last few years disrupting the natural aquifier and the resulting water shortages?

 

[polo]

is that sega arcade racing game with the ferrari and a beautiful blonde beside you an accurate representation of florida?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Why is there a prediliction towards buffet restaurants?

 

[APRIL]

Why are there so many DJs?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Are hurricanes fun?

 

[Syrup Beaver]

Do you keep a lot of inflatables around in case the water levels rise?

 

[Mean Mr. Mustard]

Are hurricanes fun?

Theyre fine as long as they dont break any of your stuff.

 

[Sarcasmo]

Why aren't you answering any questions?

 

[Duke]

Why is there a prediliction towards buffet restaurants?

Do you really want to wait behind an old person who can't make up thier mind what they want? Neither do we. So we give them the abikity to have a little bit of everything to hurry their indecisive asses along.

It's all about the efficiency of handling snow birds.

 

[tre]

 

[Sarcasmo]

Why caused you to stop banging dudes?

 

[dbzeag]

Is there a trend still for having areas with a majority of the population being elderly? Is the influx of babyboomers changing things up?

How is the job market for people in medical services in FL? I would think pretty high with everyone breaking hips and such.

Are Cubans and South Americans to Florida like Mexicans are to CA?

Are there any FL-specific food items (kinda like gumbo to New Orleans or pizza to Chicago)?

 

[JAXvillain]

GA would be so much cooler if that happened

 

[Shalimar]

Why is Florida shaped like a penis, and does that in turn, have any effect of the populace?

i would assume it's that pangea thingy-related, where Africa broke off.


and no, we are not affected.


there are a lot of rapper types who refer to it as the Gunshine State because it is ALSO shaped like a gun..

Pinellas county in particular, to me, seems shaped like a dong hanging off the body of florida.

 

[Shalimar]

What are Floridians thoughts on all the new housing development in the last few years disrupting the natural aquifier and the resulting water shortages?

i think Mr. David would be the one to answer this. he seems to have a lot of knowledge on the topic.



i honestly am not sure what we're doing about it. there has been talk of a desal plant, but i think it's cost prohibitive.



my THOUGHTS are that Floridians are willing to do a LOT to further development.

greed is a mighty thing.

 

[Shalimar]

is that sega arcade racing game with the ferrari and a beautiful blonde beside you an accurate representation of florida?

only on South Beach.

 

[Shalimar]

Why are there so many DJs?

i would guess there is a proliferation of DJ's worldwide due to technology making it so easy. I don't think it's just Florida.



PLUS, it probably seemed "cool". now, like the tribal arm band tattoo, it's a little played out.

 

[Shalimar]

Are hurricanes fun?

they can be. lots of times we get off work and people are notorious for having hurricane parties. hurricane warnings with no hurricane are probably the best. the surfers love them because of the surf. duh.


hurricanes can obviously be very destructive. life and property can be lost. that is not fun.