ask a european anything

[polo]

here's a good idea

seeing as two british soldiers were killed in NI last night (first time since 1997), i think now may be a good time to answer anyones questions regarding ireland, the uk, europe... whatever.

the whole irish mess is hard to understood, and incredibly ignorant people have been all over the news this morning. perhaps this is my attempt to clear some things up should anyone have questions?

incase everyone doesn't know wtf i'm talking about - http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7930995.stm

so, go for it. i will answer anything, and 100% more interesting than theac of course.

 

[plot]

please explain to me the game "cricket"

 

[polo]

it's played between two teams of 11. the batsman bat in pairs and all of them bat. when one of the pair is out, he is replaced by the next batter in the team. the innings ends after 10 wickets have fallen, (i.e. there are no more batsmen left). each team bats twice.

i really do enjoy cricket - if you've ever been to the subcontinent the little kids play it everywhere and anywhere they can. all you need is a few stumps, a bat and a ball. lots of fun.

 

[snoogit]

Why can't the English spell their own language correctly?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

Why can't the English spell their own language correctly?

Please formulate this post into legible English and I'll answer.

 

[JAXvillain]

is it true the queen mum doesn't wear any knickers?

 

[APRIL]

Is Euro Trip an accurate representation of Europe? If so, I would love to visit.

 

[polo]

is it true the queen mum doesn't wear any knickers?

sure she's dead - not much use to her now

Is Euro Trip an accurate representation of Europe? If so, I would love to visit.

yes, but europe is slightly more funny!

 

[plot]

Can you outline the relationships between ireland, northern ireland, scotland, and england and how it pertains to the UK?

 

[polo]

Can you outline the relationships between ireland, northern ireland, scotland, and england and how it pertains to the UK?

ask it in a way that's not gay as fuck then

 

[plot]

fuck it, from now on you're all part of the UK.

 

[Dharma1521]

Polo, do you like fat chicks?

 

[plot]

he likes skinny dudes

 

[polo]

Polo, do you like fat chicks?

i like curves, but not fat chicks no

 

[plot]

whats your sisters email address?

 

[polo]

ask me questions about EUROPE not me you fags!

 

[Dharma1521]

i like curves, but not fat chicks no

I'll be in my room slitting my wrists should you need me.

 

[plot]

if i wanted to visit your sister in europe polo, what email address would i use to contact her?

 

[Duke]

Since the Good Friday accord was signed back in 1999, and, at least to us ignorant foreigners, seemed to be the end of the violence, how come 10 years later many are still calling todays actions a blow to the 'peace process'. After 10 years, would we not stop calling it a 'process'?

 

[plot]

do britains/scotish/irish really consider themselves europeans?