Ask a Canadian aboot anything

[tre]

ask away.

-we do not live in igloos
-we don't have polar bears or penguins as pets
-we do say eh a bunch

 

[plot]

do you like to club baby seals?

 

[Duke]

When will Canada become the 52nd state?

 

[JAXvillain]

is this really the canadian navy?

 

[plot]

WHO THE FUCK GAVE CANADA THAT BIG OF A GUN?!

 

[dbzeag]

Has the job market been hit as hard as the US?

How dependent is Canada on the US?

How does one apply for a marriage license.....

 

[tre]

do you like to club baby seals?

i've heard they're tasty, so i might

When will Canada become the 52nd state?

never, we value our freedoms too much

is this really the canadian navy?

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No. Our Navy is decent, lots of shit going on up north apparently with stuff melting and people trying to claim lands. friggin dutch.

 

[Jonny_B]

Thanks for taking this one.

 

[DeathBatCountry]

If I wanted to ask a Canadian something I'd ask KIKI!

 

[tre]

Has the job market been hit as hard as the US?

How dependent is Canada on the US?

How does one apply for a marriage license.....

Our national unemployment rate is around 7%, so we're doing a bit better so far, but our economy depends a lot on you guys buying our shit. People were pissed about Obama's "buy American" stuff, due to NAFTA regulations, it's technically illegal for him to declare that.

City hall. I think you have to be in the country for a certain amount of time, but it's only like 48 hours or something. A gay couple from "The Amazing Race" were invited here to get married by a local radio station interviewing them, and they took them up on the offer.

 

[Jonny_B]

If I wanted to ask a Canadian something I'd ask KIKI!

Toronto isn't Canada.

 

[plot]

is it true you guys bang mooses?

 

[tre]

If I wanted to ask a Canadian something I'd ask KIKI!

Kiki isn't Canadian, she just lives here.

I'm 8th generation, bitches.

 

[tre]

Toronto isn't Canada.

This is very close to true. It's the most american city here.

It's also the most carribean city here.

 

[Jonny_B]

is it true you guys bang mooses?

as seldom as possible. they do terrible things to your car when you bang into them.

 

[tre]

is it true you guys bang mooses?

no, and the plural of moose is moose.

 

[DeathBatCountry]

Kiki isn't Canadian, she just lives here.

I'm 8th generation, bitches.

I know she isn't.

 

[tre]

as seldom as possible. they do terrible things to your car when you bang into them.

for sure, odds of death are high if you hit one.

 

[Dharma1521]

Why does Brad hate us?

 

[plot]

and the plural of moose is moose.

damn canadians