Halp As of today, April is 40 and its gross.

APRIL

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happy birthday vieja! i can’t believe you’re a middle aged beer drinking cat lover as opposed to being a 30something beer drinking cat lover

i fucking love you kitten!!!
now that you’re 40 (ewww) we need to retire our term of endearment “Kitten” to simply “Gato”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GATO !!!

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If I'm gato, you're definitely a saber tooth tiger. :naughty: