Hawt Aruba - Fatal For Ho's.

[Syrup Beaver]

It happens on all of those islands, you just hear about it from Aruba since the others are better at hiding it.

 

[APRIL]

twirls? get your own style you old hack.

She can twirl, goshdarit.

 

[Petunia]

I thought you were Colombanadian.

werd. born there. moved to arubabababa when my parents split up and my dad sent us there to keep us 'safe'

 

[Casper]

werd. born there. moved to arubabababa when my parents split up and my dad sent us there to keep us 'safe'

Didn't help any.

 

[Onnotangu]

safe from what? the turtle cartels?

 

[Petunia]

we'd be dead...trust.

 

[Floptical]

They sentenced Van Der Douche to 28 years. I love how he was facing 30 years but plead guilty on the thought he would get a tiny sentence in exchange for pleading....whoops

 

[Sarcasmo]

Hey man 2 years is 2 years. You know how many gullible bitches you can murder in 2 years? Like...numerous.

 

[Syrup Beaver]

They should chop his wiener off and choke him with it.

 

[water]

ok... let me kick in mah 2cents...

ive lived and grew up in Aruba most of my childhood and its a beautiful country with amazing people who love and cherish their island.
so just cuz 2 dumb American hoes just happen to randomly get killed there doesnt mean shit.
more Americans die in mexico and i dont see a Mexico Hates Americans Thread..
anyhoo...
she is a pretty woman, regardless of her age and its a sad story and yet another negative scandal pointing its ugly finger at Aruba..

Hey, you wanna go to Aruba? You know, just as friends, or whatever.

 

[fly]

Hey, you wanna go to Aruba? You know, just as friends, or whatever.

ok

 

[plot]

I wonder how much this guy has cost aruba in terms of tourism...

 

[water]

ok

Hey, um, just one thing. I like to play lots of board games with friends and these board games, which we play as friends remember, usually require a lot of baby oil and Astroglide, so be sure to bring some. JUST FRIENDS!

 

[Casper]

I'm surprised to see they got Van der Sloot instead of the real guy.

 

[Casper]

What I find most interesting about the story is that the judge ordered restitution payments of $75,000. Now I know how much a slut's life is worth fee simple.

 

[ZRH]

ok... let me kick in mah 2cents...

ive lived and grew up in Aruba most of my childhood and its a beautiful country with amazing people who love and cherish their island.
so just cuz 2 dumb American hoes just happen to randomly get killed there doesnt mean shit.
more Americans die in mexico and i dont see a Mexico Hates Americans Thread..
anyhoo...
she is a pretty woman, regardless of her age and its a sad story and yet another negative scandal pointing its ugly finger at Aruba..

I hate mexicans, does that count?

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I think it's a bit short sighted to see this as 'woman making stupid decisions'. There are plenty of men out there who are murdered by their wives and girlfriends so we're both equally bad at realising that the people we're with are psychotics, gender isn't a factor.

 

[Dory Berkowitz-Bukowski]

I should know, I've murdered 4 so far and have yet to be murdered even once.

 

[ZRH]

I think it's a bit short sighted to see this as 'woman making stupid decisions'. There are plenty of men out there who are murdered by their wives and girlfriends so we're both equally bad at realising that the people we're with are psychotics, gender isn't a factor.

What is this? Substantially the same post I made you were yelling about earlier today? *teh gasp*

 

[Floptical]

I murdered those tacos I had for lunch and I'm pretty sure they are trying to murder me back.