Artificially Intelligent 20 questions

The object I was thinking about was "penis" and I answered the questions honestly, and stumped it. Stupid game.

20Q.net
Does your mother know what you are thinking about?
I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this, but,
I am guessing that it has something to do with sex?
Yes , No , Close
28. Can it be stolen? No.
27. I guess that it is a womb? No.
26. Can it be mixed with another object? Yes.
25. Would you pay to use it? Yes.
24. Can you make money by selling it? Yes.
23. Does it come in specific sizes? No.
22. Can you get milk from it? No.
21. Can you ride on it? Depends.
20. I guess that it is a girlfriend? No.
19. Is it warm blooded? Yes.
18. Is it straight? Sometimes.
17. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes.
16. I guess that it is a muscle (body part)? Close.
15. Is it furry? Depends.
14. Is it awake at night? Sometimes.
13. Does a hockey player use it? No.
12. Can it be washed? Yes.
11. Does it make sound? No.
10. Can you lift it? Yes.
9. Does it get really hot? Yes.
8. Can you buy it at a store? No.
7. Does it move? Sometimes.
6. Could it be found in a classroom? Yes.
5. Is it small? Depends.
4. Is it soft? Sometimes.
3. Was it used over 100 years ago? Yes.
2. Does it bring joy to people? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.
 
I stumped it with Lawn Chair. It was one of the choices though after I won, so it is an item in the database.
 
I thought I'd try and be cute and think of 'Math' assuming this thing only worked for objects...it guessed 'calculus' in about 15 questions. :(
 
It guessed penis after 28 Q's. :p

28. Does it have a hole in it? Yes.
27. Does it contain a lot of water? No.
26. Does it have feelings? Doubtful.
25. Is it big? Depends. :(
24. Is it used in a game? Sometimes.
23. Do you hold it when you use it? Sometimes.
22. Is it fragile? Depends.
21. Can it change size? Yes.
20. I guess that it is a face? No.
19. Do you open and close it? No.
18. Is it heavy? Depends.
17. Can it be painted? Yes.
16. Is it shiny? No.
15. Do you know any songs about it? Yes.
14. Does it move? Yes.
13. Is it usually visible? Sometimes.
12. Was it invented? No.
11. Is it used in a sport? Depends.
10. Can you use it at school? Yes.
9. Is it multicolored? Partly.
8. Is it soft? Sometimes.
7. Does it have writing on it? No.
6. Can it be heard? No.
5. Does it come in a box? No.
4. Is it pleasurable? Probably.
3. Is it used by the police? Sometimes.
2. Can it be used for recreation? Yes.
1. It is classified as Other.


Does your mother know what you are thinking about? I am not allowed to talk about stuff like this

Edit: You know I should read the thread before I post stuff :p
 
It wasn't able to guess water pump, but it claimed that some of my answers for incorrect... For instance, it told me that a water pump was soft. :wtf:
 
I won with testicle:
29. I guess that it is anti-matter? No.
28. Are there many different sorts of it? No.
27. Is it usually visible? No.
26. Does it get wet? Partly.
25. Does it go inside other things? No.
24. Do you know any songs about it? No.
23. Is it useful? Yes.
22. Is it annoying? Maybe.
21. Was it invented? No.
20. I guess that it is a figurine? No.
19. Do most people use this daily? No.
18. Is it commonly used? Maybe.
17. Is it flat? No.
16. Is it something you bring along? Irrelevant.
15. Is it straight? No.
14. Can you smell it? No.
13. Can you buy it at a store? No.
12. Is it considered valuable? Yes.
11. Is it comforting? Maybe.
10. Is it heavier than a pound of butter? No.
9. Does it bring joy to people? Maybe.
8. Can it be stolen? Partly.
7. Can you touch it? Yes.
6. Do you use it in public? No.
5. Is it a common household object? No.
4. Does it help accomplish tasks? Irrelevant.
3. Do you open and close it? No.
2. Does it come in a pack? No.
1. It is classified as Other.