[Article] Article: Shakespeare, from the mind of Khareesi

I hate English class. I'm barely passing with a B and my teacher can be a prick at times (mostly he's a cool guy though)

As it goes, how does Shakespeare benefit me in ten years? How do I profit from him? How can I acquire power using his writings or woo women?
 
fly said:
You may not like the writing style. Oh well. But your specific point earlier was wrong. :p

And f*cking be nice for me plz. She's also writing an article about cider soon. :drool:
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I re-read the sentence after DJ pointed it out, and I admit my error. It's all in good fun.

The sentence still sucks though.
 
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Rollout said:
I hate English class. I'm barely passing with a B and my teacher can be a prick at times (mostly he's a cool guy though)

As it goes, how does Shakespeare benefit me in ten years? How do I profit from him? How can I acquire power using his writings or woo women?
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Shakespeare sucks. If you want to read a badass writer, go with Mark Twain. Your sense of humor and social observation skills will profit.
 
fly said:
Interesting. What happens?
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too many characters in the title again? ape was having a problem with that in the sports thread when it had a longer name
 
Rollout said:
I hate English class. I'm barely passing with a B and my teacher can be a prick at times (mostly he's a cool guy though)

As it goes, how does Shakespeare benefit me in ten years? How do I profit from him? How can I acquire power using his writings or woo women?
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There's an outside chance that one day you'll hook up with an intelligent woman. She'll probably be delighted to find that you are able to converse with educated people.


Yeah, asif.
 
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