Hello April.
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Look at me. Now look at these fish. Now back at me.
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Look deeply into my eyes. Now look at my sweet purple shirt. Now back at me again. This shirt and I are here to deliver a message. To you.
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It's Valentines day. And I'm the Love Guru. I been hired to tell you something. Something so secret that it's only available for free on Youtube. Zac loves you and he couldn't think of a better way to tell you than asking a perfect stranger in a purple shirt to do it. Isn't that sweet? Or creepy? I'm really not sure, but Happy Valentines Day anyway.