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I'm desperately in need of a vacation. Tre, would you be so kind as to let your wife know I'm filling in for you? I promise she will have an excellent time.
 
Wow, those are really good rates. I just compared it to a similar all inclusive for Sandals in the Bahamas...

Original Price: $14,084.00
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Except there are kids allowed. I know you guys won't believe this, but I prefer the kid-free all inclusives. :D

I went to one in Cuba and it was great. A lot of places (this one included) have an adult pool where there are no kids allowed.
 
Except there are kids allowed. I know you guys won't believe this, but I prefer the kid-free all inclusives. :D

The only reason you like the kid-free all inclusives is so you don't have to worry about being tempted, failing, and getting tossed in a foreign jail.