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[Contest] Article: contest: uf against humanity

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. a jar of mayo
    burrowing deer
    waw
    uncle creepy's touchy van
     
  2. you never go full duke
     
  3. still stripping after retirement

    take your dick out of the chicken

    if it's out, chop it

    there was poop

    tastes more sweet than salty
     
  4. Because you touch yourself at night
     
  5. I should've trademarked this
     
  6. You dip your croissant
     
  7. Diarrhea upper decker
     
  8. bump keep em coming fgts
     
  9. Keep 'em coming, faggots!
     
  10. fly's molester buick
     
  11. I gave it up on a cruise date.
     
  12. Hiss to you too, mister.
     
  13. :lol:

    ITS A GOOD DAMN WHITE CARD AND YOU KNOW IT
     
  14. using pubic hair as floss
     
  15. labia that hang like roast beef
     
  16. Two pirates pegging each other with their peg legs
     
  17. april shaving fly's pooper
     
  18. jesus wept at uf
     
  19. three hobos blowing each other in a park