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Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Jan 22, 2013.
realizing that you relate with almost all the e-cards that float around facebook, then comparing your percentage with friends. then making an e-card for facebook.
muffin tops as oh-shit handles.
crop-dusting in clothing stores.
jokes that third-world people make about americans.
perfecting your sleep-breathing as to avoid sex.
a broken penis.
the progression of hair travel on men as they age.
catfishing and then canoodling.
meeting an internet boyfriend for the first time on a boat in the middle of an ocean.
the book "secret ingredients" written by a former restaurant employee.
secret sauces from the south.
what spy cameras catch at 2 a.m. in a truck-stop bathroom.
happenings behind an olive garden dumpster.
Dating an epileptic for the sole reason of hoping she'll have a seizure during sex.
Waving hello back to myself through the mouth while fisting
Enjoy the dolphin sound she makes during surprise anal