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[Contest] Article: contest: uf against humanity

Discussion in 'useless chatter' started by fly, Jan 22, 2013.

  1. licking eyeballs.
  2. realizing that you relate with almost all the e-cards that float around facebook, then comparing your percentage with friends. then making an e-card for facebook.
  3. muffin tops as oh-shit handles.
  4. crop-dusting in clothing stores.
  5. jokes that third-world people make about americans.
  6. perfecting your sleep-breathing as to avoid sex.
  7. a broken penis.
  8. the progression of hair travel on men as they age.
  9. catfishing.
  10. catfishing and then canoodling.
  11. meeting an internet boyfriend for the first time on a boat in the middle of an ocean.
  12. the book "secret ingredients" written by a former restaurant employee.
  13. secret ingredients.
  14. secret sauces from the south.
  15. wet willies.
  16. what spy cameras catch at 2 a.m. in a truck-stop bathroom.
  17. happenings behind an olive garden dumpster.
  18. Dating an epileptic for the sole reason of hoping she'll have a seizure during sex.

    Waving hello back to myself through the mouth while fisting

    Enjoy the dolphin sound she makes during surprise anal