Hawt Arrest The Pope!

I can't do that. I don't have all of the muscle that works to point your toes connected, so I can't do that sort of thing. Can I safely use that excuse to be lazy and not run?
 
Imagine your an early 20th century tsar in Russia. Now imagine a hoarde of crazy freaking peasants chasing after you. Now imagine how you would look running away.

Freeze it.

That's the Romanov running pose.

I did that. Only I didn't have to imagine the peasants.