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Sarcasmo

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You gotta know when to hold 'em
Know when to fold 'em;
Know when to walk away,
And know when to run.
 

Sarcasmo

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That works when you're 20 but not when you're about 30. You're running out of time at that point. Soon those flesh bags will be hanging below her belt and know one will want anything to do with her. There is not wrong about liking material things. People who don't like nice stuff don't have nice stuff.

Women with kids who worry about materialism end up with men who beat them up. I saw it in a movie once.
 

Floptical

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Updated list

College Grad
Doesn't live at home
Has a debt to income ration less than 20%
Knows the difference between a manager and a director
Has never done a fist pump while watching MTV
Thinks the three stooges is funny
Can sing the chorus to the "Gambler" at the drop of a hat
Has never filed for Earned Income Credit on their taxes
Doesn't have 2 first names or 2 last names

I forgot to add

Knows that Outlet Malls are not discounted items from the real store. They are lower quality items made directly for the Outlets.
 

Sarcasmo

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Is that why outlet malls are always out in the boonies? Because slack-jawed yokels don't know the durned difference?
 

Floptical

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Is that why outlet malls are always out in the boonies? Because slack-jawed yokels don't know the durned difference?

Rule of thumb if the Coach store is next to a lunch buffet it's crap. Anything next to a buffet is crap.
 

APRIL

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I forgot to add

Knows that Outlet Malls are not discounted items from the real store. They are lower quality items made directly for the Outlets.

I heard it was the clothing that doesn't pass the QA standards.
 

Floptical

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Not always lower quality. Sometimes the logo or print is just off center. That's enough too.

I'm trying to find the article online I read a few months ago that was discussing items in Outlets and places like Costco and Sams. It basically said that brands are not legally liable to uphold the same level of brand quality outside of standard stores. And because of this almost of vendors produce sub quality items under the same brand for such locations.
 

plot

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her ad should read:

Looking for successful guy with no baggage
willing to except doped up insane ex stripper with shittons of baggage and fake tits.
 

Coqui

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I'm trying to find the article online I read a few months ago that was discussing items in Outlets and places like Costco and Sams. It basically said that brands are not legally liable to uphold the same level of brand quality outside of standard stores. And because of this almost of vendors produce sub quality items under the same brand for such locations.

Since coach was an example used, they still uphold the warranty at the outlet stores.
 

Floptical

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Since coach was an example used, they still uphold the warranty at the outlet stores.

Warranty yes but something purchased at the outlet cannot be taken to a real store. Their coupons, sales, and discounts don't cross over. They are basically two different stores.
 

TuhMollie

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hmmm....
now i have to go back and redo my whole list. fawk.
ok 35 and up
but hes has to be totally self sufficient. ie: job (super important job, not like a farmer or a customer service rep or a computer tech geek etc)
must must must have a vehicle. not a neon, a VW Bug or a Hyundai.
must NOT want kids, but will accept my beloved kiko.. he can have kids too, i dont care. as long as they love with their mom.
must not have MOMMY ISSUES and must like to fuck in the middle of the night when my mood hits. or must enjoy a random blowjob at the mall or while driving thru a toll booth
i dont know if im leaving anything out
 

APRIL

Feel Free to Pee on Me
Sep 30, 2004
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I'm trying to find the article online I read a few months ago that was discussing items in Outlets and places like Costco and Sams. It basically said that brands are not legally liable to uphold the same level of brand quality outside of standard stores. And because of this almost of vendors produce sub quality items under the same brand for such locations.

Yes! I heard about this for Wal-Mart, especially.
 

Floptical

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hmmm....
now i have to go back and redo my whole list. fawk.
ok 35 and up
but hes has to be totally self sufficient. ie: job (super important job, not like a farmer or a customer service rep or a computer tech geek etc)
must must must have a vehicle. not a neon, a VW Bug or a Hyundai.
must NOT want kids, but will accept my beloved kiko.. he can have kids too, i dont care. as long as they love with their mom.
must not have MOMMY ISSUES and must like to fuck in the middle of the night when my mood hits. or must enjoy a random blowjob at the mall or while driving thru a toll booth
i dont know if im leaving anything out

knows what a capital gains tax is